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Boss logic

By That's life, Work

Mirrors used to duplicate work output

I’m beginning to think the boss is onto something here.

That’s it! Now even I am convinced of the boss’s logic here; nothing like a little scientific experiment to prove your theory. I’m buying two for my workstation immediately.

Will you join me?

 

Creative accounting

By That's life, Work

Creative accounting using mirrors

It’s been a while since my last Frank cartoon so thought I’d introduce a mirror just to see what would happen.

As usual, his boss came to the rescue with an innovative take on it.

Mirrors are inspiration to many, so I did a quick Google hunt for some fun mirror quotes:

  • Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter?  Pablo Picasso
  • I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.  Steven Wright
  • The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.  Dudley Moore
  • Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror.  Pamela Anderson

 

What happens when you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees?

By That's life, Work

When you rotate the corporate ladder And I was surprised to see that there were more similarities between the corporate ladder and monkey bars

The inventor, Sebastian Hinton, patented the first set of monkey bars in 1920.  In his patent application (Ref: US1471465 A) he explained his inspiration and logic for creating this piece of equipment.

‘As exercise for children, climbing has in it conspicuous-features of advantage. It is an exercise wherein all the muscles of the whole body are used. Climbing is the natural method of locomotion which the evolutionary predecessors of the human race were designed to practice, and is therefore almost ideally suited for children…  

Again and importantly, the monkey instinct strong in all human beings and perhaps more clearly displayed in children, makes climbing a sport to which children by a psychology about the same as that of a kitten at play with a ball, which of course is practice for hunting.’

And now for a bit of fun, let’s change the word ‘children; with ‘businessman’ and tweak a few choice words

‘As exercise for ambitious businessmen, climbing the corporate ladder has in it conspicuous-features of advantage. It is an exercise wherein all the muscles of the whole body are used. Climbing is the natural method of locomotion which the evolutionary predecessors of the human race were designed to practice, and is therefore almost ideally suited for the want-to-be CEO…

Again and importantly, the monkey instinct strong in all human beings and perhaps more clearly displayed in businessmen, makes climbing the corporate ladder a sport to which businessmen by a psychology about the same as that of a kitten at play with a ball, which of course is practice for hunting.’