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Just a drop in the ocean

By That's life

Ever had a feeling of deja vu? Well, maybe you’ll get this feeling if you decide to continue reading.  Below is the final version (not the Draft I inadvertently sent out last week!)

It is with excitement that I graciously accept the Awesome Blog Content (ABC) blogger award, kindly bestowed upon me by Crubin from The Write Transition.  As per the rules, I need to describe myself using every letter in the alphabet, then pass on the award onto at least another 6 bloggers.

  1. A – Angelic
  2. B – Beautiful
  3. C – Caring
  4. D – Don’t believe all that you read, especially the above
  5. E – Engineer – mechanical discipline
  6. F – Fascinated with all things scientific, weird and unusual
  7. G – Grateful to receive this award
  8. H – Half cup full – most of the time
  9. I – Industrial design degree. Prior to getting my engineering degree, I got one in Industrial design. I think this is why people see me as a frustrated engineer – always trying to address form (and colour) prior to function.
  10. JJust outside the box in my cartooning, as in, not too far outside
  11. K – Klever (hey, I’m en engineer, I can’t spell)
  12. L – Like receiving lots of ‘likes’ on my blog and Facebook page. Thanks for your support!
  13. M – Mum of 2 kids
  14. N – Never give up
  15. O – Over 30, just 😉
  16. P – Pink, my favourite colour at the moment
  17. Q – Quite difficult to think of anything else to say, but here goes
  18. R – Really good at not giving up and persevering not matter what
  19. S – Snails. As a child my sister caught me ‘eating’ a garden snail. In my defence, I still protest to this day that her evidence is purely circumstantial. Yes, I was sitting amongst cluster of garden snails. Yes, I had one in my hand. Yes, there was a slight slobbery gleam drooling from my mouth. But No, no one saw a snail in my mouth.
  20. T – Terrible singer
  21. U – Urban city slicker
  22. V – Very grateful that there are only 4 more letters left in the alphabet
  23. W – Walking the dogs with the kids is one of the great enjoyments in my life
  24. X – X-rayed twice as a child for fractured bones
  25. Y – Yellow makes me look sickly
  26. Z – Zumba. I love taking Zumba classes and dancing around like a girlie.

And as part of the tradition, I now bestow upon the following 6 bloggers the ABC blogger award.

  1. The Blog of Funny names where unusual names are celebrated for their uniqueness
  2. Wrong Hands, a delightful one panel cartoon blog
  3. GD Konstantine’s blog capturing thoughts, photos, reviews and links
  4. CJDelling a German Comedian with a cartoon blog. You would think this an oxymoron, but I saw her last Sunday perform live and she was great
  5. Therapy Tales is a cartoon blog about ‘avoiding eye contact’. You’ll get the tagline, when you see the pictures.
  6. The Owl and the Pussy Cat is a cartoon series about the beloved animals from the famous Edward Lear poem. Unlike the poem, they are 21st century and get up to all sorts of modern-day antics

Joey on board

By Animals

Three kangaroo facts to amaze your friends with:

  • They are the largest marsupial, with the big red species standing over 2 metres
  • Kangaroos belong to the animal family Macropus, meaning “big foot.” 
  • They are like Superman and can leap a tall building in a single bound (well, perhaps not a building, but they can jump 9 metres reaching speeds of 48 km/hr)

Sunday roast!

By That's life

I love mashed potatoes and now I can feel better about it knowing I’m not being cruel to vegetables. As a child I used to think they were ‘smashed’ potatoes, not ‘mashed’. But that’s just semantics, isn’t it?  The end result is the same.

ON TV or IN the movies?

By Space and Aliens

You’ve got to love the peculiarities of the english language.  Why do you watch actors ON TV, but when you trek to a cinema, you watch them IN the movies?

It shall remain one of life’s many unanswered questions, until someone smarter than this humble engineer (perhaps an english teacher) can please explain!

TLA

By Pot Luck

Did you ever wonder what ACME stood for on the Road Runner show?  Well, I looked up ACME in the Acronym Geek website to see what I could find.  Of the 320 ACME entries, here were a few possibilities:

  • Augmented Collaboration in Mixed Environments
  • Antique Caterpillar Machinery Enthusiasts
  • Awesome Company that Makes Everything

The last is probably the most likely, but on further investigation, it would appear that the words were added later by others. Back in the early 1920’s when  business directories were created, people would come up with names which began with A, in order to get themselves further upfront in the alphabetized listing.  Chuck Jones, Road Runner cartoonist, explained it below.

‘We were little madcaps along the beach and we did what we enjoyed doing and could get dirty and could eat hot dogs and so on. Since we had to search out our own entertainment, we devised our own fairy stories. If you wanted a bow and arrow you got a stick. If you wanted to conduct an orchestra you got a stick. If you wanted a duel you used a stick. You couldn’t go and buy one; that’s where the terms acme came from. Whenever we played a game where we had a grocery store or something we called it the ACME corporation. Why? Because in the yellow pages if you looked, say, under drugstores, you’d find the first one would be Acme Drugs. Why? Because “AC” was about as high as you could go; it means the best; the superlative.’

Ever had a day, when enough is enough?

By That's life

And for 3 time related quotes:

  • The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. British author, CS Lewis
  • The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. French Poet, Paul Valery
  • For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. My favourite American cartoonist, Doug Larson

 

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil

By Animals

I wanted to create a cartoon with three animals deprived of hearing, seeing and speaking.  The former two were easy to come up with suitable candidates, but the latter was a tad more difficult. I mean, is it possible to be born without a mouth? Well, yes it is, if you are the gnat of the glow-worm.  The humble glow-worm starts its life as an egg (3 weeks), it then becomes a larvae (9 months – as the glow-worm), followed by a pupa (2 weeks), to finally emerge as a gnat.  And the gnat doesn’t have a mouth! This probably explains why it only lives long enough to lay eggs and that’s it (about 3 days).