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ON TV or IN the movies?

By Space and Aliens

You’ve got to love the peculiarities of the english language.  Why do you watch actors ON TV, but when you trek to a cinema, you watch them IN the movies?

It shall remain one of life’s many unanswered questions, until someone smarter than this humble engineer (perhaps an english teacher) can please explain!

TLA

By Pot Luck

Did you ever wonder what ACME stood for on the Road Runner show?  Well, I looked up ACME in the Acronym Geek website to see what I could find.  Of the 320 ACME entries, here were a few possibilities:

  • Augmented Collaboration in Mixed Environments
  • Antique Caterpillar Machinery Enthusiasts
  • Awesome Company that Makes Everything

The last is probably the most likely, but on further investigation, it would appear that the words were added later by others. Back in the early 1920’s when  business directories were created, people would come up with names which began with A, in order to get themselves further upfront in the alphabetized listing.  Chuck Jones, Road Runner cartoonist, explained it below.

‘We were little madcaps along the beach and we did what we enjoyed doing and could get dirty and could eat hot dogs and so on. Since we had to search out our own entertainment, we devised our own fairy stories. If you wanted a bow and arrow you got a stick. If you wanted to conduct an orchestra you got a stick. If you wanted a duel you used a stick. You couldn’t go and buy one; that’s where the terms acme came from. Whenever we played a game where we had a grocery store or something we called it the ACME corporation. Why? Because in the yellow pages if you looked, say, under drugstores, you’d find the first one would be Acme Drugs. Why? Because “AC” was about as high as you could go; it means the best; the superlative.’

Ever had a day, when enough is enough?

By That's life

And for 3 time related quotes:

  • The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. British author, CS Lewis
  • The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. French Poet, Paul Valery
  • For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. My favourite American cartoonist, Doug Larson

 

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil

By Animals

I wanted to create a cartoon with three animals deprived of hearing, seeing and speaking.  The former two were easy to come up with suitable candidates, but the latter was a tad more difficult. I mean, is it possible to be born without a mouth? Well, yes it is, if you are the gnat of the glow-worm.  The humble glow-worm starts its life as an egg (3 weeks), it then becomes a larvae (9 months – as the glow-worm), followed by a pupa (2 weeks), to finally emerge as a gnat.  And the gnat doesn’t have a mouth! This probably explains why it only lives long enough to lay eggs and that’s it (about 3 days).

KPIs

By Insects

I was inspired to create this cartoon whilst getting side tracked in preparation for the annual performance reviews at work (you know, my other job, as an engineer). By the way, apparently worker bees don’t sleep, hence the harsh KPI #3. Now that’s a tough job.

Morning commute

By Animals

Don’t think this train is aerodynamic enough to beat the current world train speed records.  During trials, the French V150 clocked 574 km/hr in 2007 (conventional rail) and the Japanese MLX01 clocked 581km/hr in 2003 (unconventional train – it’s that whizz bang magnetic one).